raininginreverse:

raininginreverse:

raininginreverse:

I just came up with the greatest joke ever and I’ve been laughing for 5 minutes straight would you like to hear it

what is kanye west’s favorite kind of omelette 

omeletteyoufinish

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Q
Why would you fuck Adam sandler
Anonymous
A

tiit:

cloudkittten:

tiit:

it was on my bucket list 

Does the ‘was’ entail you already have?

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yes


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waitinghopingliving:

fearwakes-me-up:

ellierose101:

striderkid:

dokidoki-artichokee:

hamburgurl:

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week. 

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I concur with the previous statement. VIVA LA PLUTO

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amoying:

im always suspicious of anyone that finds me attractive

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